Signal Finder: NYJ @ BUF, PHI @ ARZ, PIT @ OAK
"To convey what happened in the fourth quarter in Tennessee would require a dry-erase board, a fully loaded Sharpie, and a mastery of the dark arts." - Sean Fennessey, Grantland. Also, Jim Schwartz has done a lot to help turn the Lions around, but they should have actually gone for it at the end. (Titans 44, Lions 41, OT)
I'm Sorry You Had To See That: Whoa! Tebow on the punt team actually pays off! Why did no one consider this possibility when Rex first mentioned it? Nice pass, Tannehill. This has been an awful game to watch. I mean, it's a slog as it is and the constant slowdowns and stoppages aren't helping matters. And now it's Sanchez's turn to throw a bad interception. Wait, Revis is down? Uh-oh. Oh, no. He wasn't even hit or anything... that's not good. Wait, how did the Jets come back? This game was over and they can't score points. (I had to go to work and the Jets rallied while I was driving.) Hey Dolphins! That NEVER WORKS. And now I have proof. This time it's good! Serves 'em right. (Jets 23, Dolphins 20, OT)
That. Is. Ugly. RT @sportslawguy: Not only are the Saints 0-3, but the teams that have beat them are0-6 against everyone else.
— Steve Wyche (@wyche89) September 23, 2012
And now, we present the two luckiest teams in the National Football League. The Wildcat is so three years ago, guys. Why hasn't Jackson been returning punts? Anyone? Uncanny. Bounces off DeMeco Ryans's hands right to Michael Floyd for a touchdown. The Eagles' defense can't get a stop on third down and the offensive line can't protect Vick. Their best blocker against the blitz has been McCoy, of all people. I'm having trouble thinking of a receiver in recent years who's burned the Eagles as badly as Fitzgerald has. I don't think even prime Randy Moss torched them on such a consistent basis. It's kind of amazing that the Eagles have played so badly so far and still have a chance to go into halftime down only - oh, look, another turnover. And James Sanders is going to do his James Harrison impression. This thing's actually already over. Take away the fumbled punt return and Johnson had a decent game. Part of me wants them to get Vick out of there for his own personal safety, but they can't put Foles back there because he might actually die. Look, I've seen more than my fair share of bad Eagles losses to the Cardinals, but never like this. They usually happen in Philadelphia, and they're usually not this decisive. (Cardinals 27, Eagles 6)
Remember last week when I asked how the replacements were going to deal with a game with actual bad blood in it? We may be close to finding out. Look, once the quarterback starts to slide, you can't hit him. Simple as that. Also, my "offensive pass interference only gets called once a week" manifesto seems to have been thrown out with the bath water. It occurs to me that the problem with the replacement officials is the same one that I have with current NBA refs: The game's just too fast for them to keep up with. looks closely No, Smith didn't push off on the touchdown catch. I don't even know how he's able to make a touchdown catch with what he's been through in the last 20 or so hours. I see tackling hasn't improved any either - Pitta just ran through two guys there. And the Patriots come right back. This is a good game, guys. There's a reason Brandon Lloyd's played for five teams. It also makes the Welker freezeout make even less sense. Man, between last week and tonight, the Ravens' defense just doesn't look like what it used to be. Deion Branch just got his clock cleaned and still held on. Why go for it there? And why is Rice on the sidelines while you're going for it there? Bizarre. What is going on here? I know McCourty's been bad this game but how is that a penalty? And how is that a penalty? Harbaugh's going berserk. This crowd is united like no other crowd before or since:
Moment Goodell officially passed Bettman as worst commish: Balt fans loudly chanting "bullshit!" as NBC's announcers mocked his fake refs.
— Bill Simmons (@sportsguy33) September 24, 2012
And then McCourty gets flagged AGAIN on the final drive! Here we go. It's... is it good? Did that clear the upright? It did? Wow. Kicking is a fickle mistress. Last week, on the road, Tucker hit from 56 and 51 like it was nothing. Here he almost slices a 27-yarder and almost sets off a firestorm.
Only in the NFL: whether the ball went between the uprights is reviewable, but whether it was good in where it sailed above uprights is not
— Rachel Nichols (@Rachel__Nichols) September 24, 2012
Someone tell Belichick he can't do that to the officials. Also unnoticed: Flacco outplayed Brady again, at least in the fourth quarter. This time, he got the win to show for it. (Ravens 31, Patriots 30)
Let me finally state this for the record: The Seahawks' new uniforms? AGAINST. Wow, the Seahawks defense is doing to the Packers what the Cardinals did to the Eagles but worse. Eight sacks in one half? That's brutal. Chris Clemons got four of them. No. 31 on Seattle's a safety? That guy's huge. The Packers aren't even trying to run the ball. Good heads-up on spotting that fumble, Jeff Saturday. (Weird to see him not in a Colts uniform, by the way.) One last chance for the Hawks. OH MY GOD. Who caught it? Who's got this thing? Do they both have it? They called it a touchdown! Oh, that's soul crushing. We will need to see this several times and from several angles. The fact that two officials standing right next to each other signaled two different things frightens me. OK, let's see it for a fifth time.
I don't believe what I'm about to say.
They got it wrong.
Well, the officials decided a game.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 25, 2012
You'd almost have to script the way this played out: the Sunday night game coming down to a pure judgment call that... well, it looked to me like they got it right, but that put this thing right on the precipice. And one night later, it falls off. Everyone's worst nightmare just came true. Gruden's about to have a heart attack. And yeah, Tate pushed off down in the scrum in the end zone, but that almost never gets called. They still have to kick the extra point, right? Someone needs to come back out onto the field. The Packers are coming back out - I can only assume that they'd have to finish the game on the field in order to file an official protest. It looks like they just picked 11 guys and sent them out there. Cedric Benson's with them and he's a running back. God, if this thing actually gets blocked... nah, it's over, almost 10 minutes after the fact. The underrated lesson for you kids out there: Listen to Tom Jackson. KNOCK IT DOWN! (Seahawks 14, Packers 12)
Unsurprisingly, Twitter was ablaze:
And... Here's the officiating apocalypse that was 3 weeks coming.
— Bill Simmons (@sportsguy33) September 25, 2012
Keep in mind, this guy plays for the Vikings:
Just saw that catch. Shit just got real for Roger and the replacements.
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) September 25, 2012
These replacement refs gotta go man!! Packers just got game took from them. I LOVE NFL football to much to see this type of work.
— LeBron James (@KingJames) September 25, 2012
Terrible loss for the Packers, but a great win for organized labor
— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) September 25, 2012
What robbery...what a fraud the NFL just perpetrated on the Green Bay Packers...
— Michael Wilbon (@RealMikeWilbon) September 25, 2012
John Legend's model girlfriend trolls us:
k just got off the phone with the ref. i couldn't really hear...through his sobbing and all, but he says he is sorry guys
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 25, 2012
So would everyone else ever, Mark:
I would love to see what my reaction would be if a Mavs game ended like #MNF. #Expensive #NBAtime
— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) September 25, 2012
I've just learned what it would've been like if Twitter was around for the tuck rule.
— Michael David Smith (@MichaelDavSmith) September 25, 2012
We need to start a fund for @tjlang70 . Dat dude gonna get fined to the moon! #RogerGoodellSucks
— Not Frank Gore (@Frank_Gore) September 25, 2012
So what do we call last night's game? The Inaccurate Reception? The Fail Mary? Any ideas...?
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 25, 2012
SurveyUSA poll: a plurality of Seahawks fans thought it was an interception. bit.ly/QTxha0
— Nate Silver (@fivethirtyeight) September 26, 2012
Mike Pereira (former head of NFL officials, now works for FOX) wasn't around Monday night. From his tweets it sounded like he was climbing a mountain on a vision quest or something. Whatever, he was off the grid when all this went down, explaining this exchange:
It's ok. Nothing happened while you were gone RT @mikepereira I really do feel bad about being out of touch this week.
— J.A. Adande (@jadande) September 26, 2012
Then a deal basically got done late Wednesday night. Here's Rachel Nichols again to put a wrap on it:
Okay, officials lockout done & so am I - on my way home now. If anyone asks me to cover the NHL lockout, I'm moving to a country without ice
— Rachel Nichols (@Rachel__Nichols) September 27, 2012