Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Do I AMUSE You?












the Ham

(39% dark, 47% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)


your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT




Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties
and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with
corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for
your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and
popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly
good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in
this sarcastic world.


PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith
















My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 20% on dark
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 45% on spontaneous
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 15% on vulgar




Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Out of Sorts

Every once in a while, something happens that reminds me what creatures of habit we all are.

I'm at work on Wednesday night, putting in yet another day of overtime. I sit down at my desk and turn my computer on... and wait. I get the Windows screen and ait to log into the network at work, but nothing happens. It just hangs there for a few minutes.

Then I get a blue screen.

'Disk Write Error.'

I call tech support, then reboot and the computer starts ScanDisk. Twenty minutes pass, and I call tech support AGAIN while ScanDisk starts doing the surface scan. Someone calls back about five minutes later. "I think it's toast, but I'll look at it."

Well. Thanks for THAT.

So I head over to the other side of our little hub where Charles sits. The computer over there has one of the new flat-screen monitors. Charles doesn't use a mousepad and I'm right in front of my editor's desk.

I was 'off' all night. And a little of that might have been fatigue, as the work is tedious enough five nights a week, let alone six, but it was mostly because I wasn't sitting where I normally do. Everything looked different; nothing was in the right place, and you can't move anything because you don't want to disturb the other guy's routine and make him feel as awkward and discombobulated as you're feeling in that unfamiliar space. Fortunately, I didn't screw anything up, though I had a ready-made excuse if I had.

The hard drive was toast. They said they were going to replace it. I went back to work last night and I'm still not sure if they have.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Laps Around The Brain

- Here's why it's been a while: At work, one of our guys transferred to another department, so we've been shorthanded for a few weks and this'll be the third Wednesday in a row I've worked. Ironic that this should happen right after I start hating my job.

- Wouldn't it have been more interesting to Be Bobby Brown about, oh, ten years ago when he was actually doing something?

- A world where Diane Lane can't get a date? Is that a world I want to live in? I think not.

- If I'm Bob Goodenow I'm polishing my resume right now.

- Will somebody please tell me what in the blue hell "/* means?

Sunday, July 3, 2005

I Have GOT To Get Out Of This Business, Part IV

Great timing, huh?

Media Principles Tested By War on Terror

By Claudia Parsons
Fri Jul 1, 6:45 PM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - As it wages war in the name of democracy, the U.S. government stands accused by critics of eroding freedom of the press at home as journalists face jail for principles they say are enshrined in the Constitution.

But with the media struggling to regain public confidence after a string of reporting scandals, journalists too are under pressure not to let their principles override security at a time when the United States has declared a "war on terrorism."

Time magazine said this week it would hand over a reporter's notebooks to a grand jury despite that reporter's willingness to go to jail to keep his promise to protect his sources.

Time's Matthew Cooper and Judith Miller of the New York Times have been held in contempt of court for refusing to name sources they spoke to about CIA operative Valerie Plame, whose name was revealed by a conservative columnist in 2003.

Time's move was condemned by the International Federation of Journalists, which has 500,000 members in over 100 countries, as a "profound betrayal" of principle.

"It's open season on journalists -- and by extension, information the government doesn't want people to know," The Seattle Times wrote in an editorial.

Lucy Dalglish, head of the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, said the judiciary had become more aggressive in demanding information from journalists since the 9/11 attacks.

"We're seeing more subpoenas in the federal courts in recent months than we have in the last 35 years," Dalglish said. "We're seeing more and more secrets being kept by the federal government since 9/11."

That means reporters are ever more dependent on confidential sources, even though their use has contributed at times to falling public confidence in the media after scandals involving shoddy reporting and plagiarism.

Rodney Smolla, dean of the University of Richmond Law School, said the views of the American public and media were growing further apart. "To most people it's very hard to see why a journalist's right to protect his sources would trump national security," Smolla said.

CONFUSION OVER TIME CASE

The latest soul searching came after the Supreme Court let stand a ruling that Cooper and Miller should be held in contempt for refusing to reveal who they spoke to in connection with the Plame case. Cooper may avoid imprisonment but Miller could be jailed despite never writing about the conversations in question.

A federal appeals court said this week four journalists could be held in contempt for refusing to name sources in the case of a nuclear scientist once suspected of espionage.

And in December, a Rhode Island reporter was sentenced to six months of house arrest for refusing to name a source.

While media reaction to Time's decision was mixed, with some supporting its argument that journalists are not above the law, there were few people writing in support of jailing Miller and Cooper.

Conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh said it was "over the top." "It's a dangerous thing when in politics we end up wanting our enemies to go to jail," he said during a discussion of the case on air on Thursday.

The Committee to Protect Journalists (CPJ) said the cases set a bad example for the media in repressive countries.

"President Bush has raised the need for greater press freedom in Russia, the Middle East, and Asia, but the message from U.S. prosecutors and courts is being heard more clearly in repressive corners of the world," the CPJ said.

But Bob Giles, curator of Harvard's Nieman Foundation for Journalism, said it was hard to see "a Bush fingerprint" on the case of Cooper and Miller. They were caught up in the investigation by a special prosecutor into the alleged leak of Plame's identity by the Bush administration.

Plame's diplomat husband, Joseph Wilson, says the leak was an attempt to discredit him after he had publicly disputed a claim by Bush about Iraq's attempts to secure illegal weapons.

Bush has said a journalist's right to protect sources is a "difficult tightrope."

"Look, I'm a First Amendment guy," he said. "On the other hand, there's some information which could damage our ability to collect information, and that's where the real rub has been so far from my perspective."

Saturday, July 2, 2005

Public Service Announcement

From the deranged hoodlums who brought you Oh Em Gee Dot Com comes the Next Not Really All That Big Thing in wrestling (and, for relevance to this blog, the new home of "For and Against"):

HEART PUNCH.

Because that's what our hard-hitting reviews and commentary feel like.

Then you drop dead.