Sunday, June 25, 2006

Twenty(-Five) Questions

This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!

There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right?

These little simple questions are harder than you think-- it just shows you how little we pay attention to the commonplace things of life.

Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!

Can you beat 20?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers as you go.

Let's just see how observant you really are.

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?

2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?

5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?

6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?

(Don't you dare get up to see!)

7. How many matches are in a standard pack?

8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?

9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?

10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?

11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?

12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?

13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?

14. Which way do fans rotate?

15 How many sides does a stop sign have?

16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?

17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?

18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?

19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?

20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?

21 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?

22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?

23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?

24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?

25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Setting Rosser Straight

(The ultimate NSFW post.)

I understand these things are subjective, eye of the beholder and all that, but come ON.

Kelly Monaco

Kara Monaco

Amber Campisi

Lindsey Vuolo

Divini Rae

Aliya Wolf

Nichole van Croft

Shae Marks

Karin Taylor

Eh, I can stop at nine. Particularly since #9 is...

Raquel Gibson (that sound you hear is Butch kicking his own ass)

And that was just off the top of my head. Basically what I'm saying here is...

Jennifer Walcott?

Bitch, PLEASE.

:)

Friday, June 16, 2006

A Swift Kick in the Pride

The good news for my wallet is that my credit cards are paid off.

The bad news for my ego is that I needed my parents' help to do it.

I've always valued my independence. I suspect it comes from being both an only child and a latchkey kid growing up, but for most of my life I've been able to fend for myself pretty well. I pretty much taught myself to cook (I make a mean Caesar salad) and I got used to things like laundry and cleaning bathrooms and such just from having to do it anyway growing up. Being male, I can also improvise like nobody's business -- a couple of my tricks while in college were making a TV stand out of a couple of cake cooling racks and rigging a malfunctioning door lock.

The details of how I got into this particular fix are irrelevant, though my plumbing mishaps over the past couple of years (toilet replacement; terminated water heater) had a lot to do with it. My mom knew I was running into trouble, but I was determined to climb out of it myself... my independent streak walks hand-in-hand with some serious stubbornness. Plus, I'm of the mindset that I'm 31 years old; I shouldn't need to ask my parents to help me pay off my credit cards. Add all of that together and you've got one serious humbling coming.

Mom had been checking up on my progress, and I happened to mention last weekend that I was making zero headway with one card because of an interest rate that crosses the border and is full-fledged obscene. So she told me she was putting the money to pay them all off into my bank account. I didn't want her to do it, but I didn't say anything because, well, I probably couldn't have stopped her. (Plus, if I tried to stop her, she'd come down here and kick my sorry ass.)

The money showed up on Tuesday. I paid the accounts on Wednesday.

So that's out of the way. Fewer bills I have to worry about every month.

It's nice to know they've got my back.

Saturday, June 3, 2006

I'd Love To Know...

...what MP1 had here.

Party Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
10 players

Converter

Stack sizes:

UTG: $17.13

UTG+1: $13.50

UTG+2: $36.25

MP1: $11.25

MP2: $25.39

MP3: $21.50

CO: $42.63

Button: $24

SB: $49

Hero: $21.25

Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is BB with K♣ K♠
3 folds, MP1 raises, 2 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, MP1 caps, CO calls, Hero calls.

Flop: K♦ 5♥ 7♦ (18.5SB, 3 players)
Hero bets, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Turn: 8♣ (10.75BB, 3 players)
Hero bets, MP1 calls, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, MP1 folds, CO calls.

River: T♠ (19.75BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 23.75BB