10. The first pitch of the game should never be swung at.
9. Game's clock time * 2.5 = Game's real time.
8. Calling a time out to ice the kicker? NEVER WORKS.
7. Every baseball team has one reliever who is almost guaranteed to blow the game.
6. The squib kick is pointless.
5. Seeding doesn't matter in the Stanley Cup playoffs and hasn't for about the last five years.
4. If the other team needs a three-pointer to win, and they shoot one in your face, fall straight backwards.
3. PROTECT THE FOOTBALL.
2. Don't count on Arizona or Kansas past the first round.
1. FREE THROWS, PEOPLE.
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