My Switch and How to Flip It

Stolen from Butch.

GUYS: Turned ON or OFF when a girl:

dresses like a slut: OFF and I suddenly feel old

dresses like a grandma: OFF

dresses like a prep: ON

dresses in all black: ON

doesn't care what she wears: OFF

sings: ON

plays a musical instrument: ON

is skinnier than you: ON

is bigger than you: Define "bigger".

is taller than you: ON, but it can't be too much. Isn't this the same as "bigger"?

has straight teeth: ON

wears braces: OFF (I'm too old for that shizazz)

has chapped lips: OFF

has green eyes: ON

has blue eyes: ON

has brown eyes: ON

has long hair: ON

short hair: OFF, mostly

drinks alcohol: ON, but all things in moderation

smokes cigarettes: OFF

smokes pot: OFF

wears glasses: ON

has blonde hair: ON

has brown hair: ON

has black hair: ON

has Red Hair: ON

has a tan: ON

works out: ON

smiles more than not: ON

calls you just to say hey: ON

smacks your butt: OFF. That's MY job. ;)

compliments you: ON

shaves her legs: ON

wears jewelry: ON

has bigger feet than you: What?

has smaller feet than you: Again, what? I DO not care.

wears perfume: ON If it's good and not excessive

smiles when you walk into the room: ON

wants to be a mom: ON, but not right now

Has a nice stomach: ON

Belly piercing: ON as long as it's not obnoxiously large

Virgin: ON

Loyal: ON

Laid back: ON

Doesn't party a lot: ON

laughs a lot: ON

is Ticklish: Eh, ON

doesn't care about what people think about her: ON

believes in love at first sight/fate: OFF

gaged ears: What?

talkative: ON

rich: ON, though it doesn't actually matter

has a booty: ON