All of this would have happened yesterday but I had to work overtime last night.
Car inspection time! The inspection station's half an hour away from my house. Then you have to practically drive through a maze to get there. I absentmindedly took my keys with me when I got out of the car.
And I failed the inspection.
You wanna know why?
There is water in my left turn signal.
I know. I don't get it either. I don't know how water gets in there. I also don't know how to get it out. The worst thing is they slap that "REJECTED" sticker on your windshield and I gotta drive around with that until I get it fixed.
Then I go to CVS and Brooke Burke's on the cover of the new FHM looking at me like "Do I make you horny, baby?" and I'm all "Is the Pope Catholic?" So you're damn right I picked that up.
Across the parking lot to McDonald's. They're going to be phasing out the Super Size, you know. And I guess this is part of their plan to try to appear more "health-conscious", and I assume it's only at Selected Participating Locations, but this one had an ad for an Adult Happy Meal... with an aerobic step counter.
People, I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Last stop: The car wash. It would've been my first stop but the place was full and I didn't want to wait. It's one of those self-service deals with the change machines and the hoses. And when you're done, the timer thanks you in five languages.
4 comments:
Brooke is the MILFiest of all MILFs. I will NOT argue about this.
I agree. After two kids and she looks like that? Good lord.
Matt: I saw that today when I went there for breakfast. I'm almost tempted to try it just for fun.
Car inspection? Is this something mandated by the state?
Johnny -
You're kidding, right? You don't have mandatory car inspections? So THAT'S why you never see the sun in Seattle. It's not the clouds, it's the CAR EXHAUST.
Nope. But we don't see the sun because it rains all the time.
At least we can breathe, unlike the 300 or so places that cannot due to massive air pollution. :)
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