Saturday, February 7, 2004

Don't Mind Me; I'm Terrified

So I'm at work last night and I get a Hershey bar out of the vending machine, and when I go to open it, what I see astounds me.

Instructions.

I'm dead serious.

On the back of the wrapper, there is a circle on the left with "Hold Here" written in the middle of it, and at the top of the wrapper where the two sides meet, on that little flap, is a triangle pointing down the seam with "Tear Here".

I am not making this up. And God knows I wish I was.

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