Digging Up Sludge

- So I'm beginning to think that Butch not only rigged our Fafarazzi league, but is somehow pulling strings on the outside. He grabs Britney in the first round and not three days later she goes plummeting off the deep end. (Who ever imagined the day would come where Kevin Federline would look like the stable, dependable one?) Meanwhile, I finally dumped Simon Cowell after three weeks or so because he somehow only got me two points in three weeks while American Idol is on the air. Thanks for nothing, you hack.

- There's a slight outcry here because the Eagles aren't bringing Jeff Garcia back. But looked at another way, Garcia > Feeley, but Heather > Carmella, so it's pretty much a wash.

(By the way, I'm so going to catch hell for that from the usual suspects.)

Also, if this is the most off-the-field drama this team has this year, I'll be doing a jig.

- Clint Malarchuk. Tim Krumrie. Dave Dravecky. Napoleon McCallum. Tom Browning. Shaun Livingston. Did I leave anyone out?

- Randomly heard the other day: "Counting Blue Cars."

- This may also be a good time for me to try to rally the Jersey girls of the world to execute a full-scale beatdown on Antonella. She's not helping your cause, ladies.

- And finally:



Because sometimes, Spam is just too highbrow.

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