Friday, June 17, 2005

SmackDown! 6/16/2005: For and Against

FOR: Johnny B calling the Angle pick.

AGAINST: The image of JBL at a spa.

FOR: Acknowledging One Night Stand after the fact.

AGAINST: I'm wondering why Benoit hasn't called JBL out on the "Wrestling God" thing yet. There's still time, though.

FOR: The idea behind the finish.

AGAINST: The execution. Was Benoit supposed to hook his legs there?

FOR: Typical gangland attack. Simple, common, but it works.

FOR: Whoa! The Pistons are here? Don't they have a game tonight?

FOR: OH. Sup, Taker. How ya been. Wife and kid are fine, I hope.

AGAINST: The Black Ninja attack. This NEVER WORKS.

AGAINST: Nobody got chokeslammed.

FOR: Long's all, "Yeah, just so you know, that's your opponent tonight."

FOR: Eddie/London!

AGAINST: Not showing London's repeated attempts to retaliate last week.

FOR: London actually getting some offense in.

FOR: The return of the Lasso from El Paso.

AGAINST: Butch, Cubs and I are probably the only three people who remember that.

FOR: REY'S RAGE~~~~~~

AGAINST: Eddie no-selling the chairshots.

FOR: The length of this brawl.

FOR: Rey trying to close the truck door on Eddie.

AGAINST: It backfiring. There's two referees in there!

FOR: The Cabinet squabbling.

FOR: The Bashams getting fed up and quitting.

AGAINST: That came across as more abrupt than I think they wanted it to.

FOR: Carlito's dig at Hershey. Hilarious. "I see a lot of fat people..."

AGAINST: That "chocolate balls" remark. What?

FOR: Tazz correcting himself. "That came out wrong."

FOR: So the couple that kicks ass together, stays together? All right. So like the Smiths, then.

FOR: Carlito makes an interesting point. But when did Sharmell officially become part of the roster?

FOR: Booker and Sharmell throwing apples at Carlito. I like these two.

AGAINST: Carlito yelling at Morgan in Spanish. HE CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

FOR: Show's appropriate retribution.

FOR: There's a job I want: Smackdown Announce Table Builder.

FOR: An actual U.S. Title match.

FOR: Orlando's Face Of Concern.

AGAINST: Orlando's hair.

FOR: I'd actually be surprised if Hardcore went over here.

FOR: Hardcore's reaction to the finish.

AGAINST: Someone please get Heidenreich a damn napkin.

FOR: Women LOVE chocolate. Oh, it's true.

AGAINST: Let's never give Michelle a mic again, 'kay? Thanks.

FOR: Melina mocking her.

FOR: Melina having my babies. Yes, even more so now.

FOR: Maybe Heidenreich's search for friends takes a new direction now?

FOR: Eddie/Rey next week!

AGAINST: Next week?

AGAINST: Why hasn't the draft pick shown up yet?

FOR: Benoit repaying the favor from earlier.

FOR: JBL panicking. "Don't leave me!"

FOR: JBL not wanting to lock up with UT.

FOR: Taker's spill over the ring steps.

FOR: What the... RKO! ORTON! Forgot all about him, to be honest.

FOR: That arrogant little pose he did before bailing out of the ring.

AGAINST: There had to be a better way to set that up.

FOR: Orton going up to the launch stage to do his promo. Puts him on a literal and figurative pedestal.

4 comments:

Butch Rosser said...

AGAINST: I'm wondering why Benoit hasn't called JBL out on the "Wrestling God" thing yet. There's still time, though.

The day you see Benoit brag is the day you see me not hyped to the nth for a Jessica Alba Anything On The Face of the Earth.

Rob T said...

Hey, *I* remember the Lasso From El Paso. If only because I'm from Texas and loved making horrible jokes about the name....

Butch Rosser said...

I forgot to mention this earlier: wouldn't it be the best thing in the world if you were Taker's kid and you could bring him in for Show And Tell? "My daddy's a lawyer." "MY daddy's a doctor!"

"My daddy's way cooler than your daddies."

"Oh, yeah?!"

(lights go out)

*BONG*

"Yeah."

Matt said...

The day you see Benoit brag is the day you see me not hyped to the nth for a Jessica Alba Anything On The Face of the Earth.

Well, Benoit does have that "best damn technical wrestler in the world today" bit a few years ago he could dust off.