A Paradox?

When you think about it a certain way....

...it actually makes perfect sense.

New Jersey Is Burning

Apparently Maxim thinks it's 2004.

Granted, I'm sure we'd all be okay with it if it was...


Ah, memories.

*sigh*

(Also, how does only one Olsen twin make the list? What's going on up there?)

A Tip For Men Everywhere

This...:



...is not, I repeat, NOT the same as this:



I almost can't tell the story. It's too mind-boggling.

In other news, I'm thinking about changing the blog template. Anyone?